Saturday, November 27 - Bold, italic, bored bored nonsensical.! OKay so my mother and brother went shopping today... but they forgot to buy tissues... any kind of tissues... so there are about 7 tissues left in my box that have to last me for at least 12 hours... argh... my bin is full of tissues... i love it when u get sick coz u fill up the bin with tissues and then squish them down and then fill it up again and when u empty it to the big bin they all fall out together in the shape of ur bin... i think it's nifty...anyway... my choices are as follows... 1) Go back to bed and put on dirty dancing and watch it for 6th time this week (i've watched it every day except friday, wait, it is friday... so i've watched it every day this week)... i will most likely fall asleep sometime during... 2) Stay on here a bit longer, finish checking blogs and fanfictions, talking to nielsen, posting this post, playing spider solitare and sneezing... 3) Go back into my room and put a DVD on my computer... the problem is that we own so many i wont be able to decide which one to watch... i wanna watch Pirates or Tuck or Clueless but we've lent them all to people... argh... 4) Go back to bed and just try and sleep 5) have a shower... so i'll feel clean... but this is very unlikely because our only bathroom is next to my parents room and i don't really wanna wake them up 6) do some work... meh, who'm i kidding... 7) pass out on the floor right here... i'm so tempted... lol 1 and 3 are the most likely after finishing number 2... THIS IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND NIELSEN THIS MORNING... Eqonium says: *twiddles his thumbs* i have a green marble Just lunch says: really?! What colour is it? Eqonium says: lol Eqonium says: its catseye Eqonium says: no wait its "end-of-day" green Eqonium says: (i hope my knowledge of marbles doesnt ACTUALLY come into question here) Just lunch says: lol Just lunch says: so "end-of-day" green is kind of a... bluey greenish? murkish greenish? Eqonium says: its kinda... "giant fuck-up" green Just lunch says: oh right... Just lunch says: i get it now Eqonium says: really? i dont Just lunch says: good, that makes three of us Just lunch says: wow this convo isn't making sense Eqonium says: lol Eqonium says: i think its the missing pages from my Waiting For Godot script Eqonium says: hey look! that clock is melting! Just lunch says: lol Just lunch says: really... what time does it day? Eqonium says: it days (as in dates) half past 6... i mean... which time is hotter than half past six? Just lunch says: depends, AM or PM? Eqonium says: pm... silly Eqonium says: 6:30am doesnt exist Eqonium says: (if it does, its news to me) Just lunch says: u musta missed the memo Eqonium says: whatdit say? Eqonium says: "Breathe, you silly twisted boy you... now hand me that axe"? Just lunch says: yeah that was it, i thought u didnt get it Eqonium says: no its just that someone tuck it on my back, over the top of the last memo "kick me" Eqonium says: *stuck Eqonium says: so, it was rathet hard to obtain Just lunch says: ahh Just lunch says: yeah that'd be difficult Eqonium says: unless you entered into a shady business deal Eqonium says: because youd scartch the guys back and hed scratch yours Eqonium says: and after youd scartched it, youd also frimble it Just lunch says: yes of course Eqonium says: how i do love the occasional banana frimble Just lunch says: coconut is better Eqonium says: i prefer scartched coconut Eqonium says: although, more seriously, banana-ed coconut is nice Just lunch says: u can get pinappled bananaed coconut now Eqonium says: hmm.... thats just silly Just lunch says: its good tho Eqonium says: i like chipped salt Eqonium says: thats nice Just lunch says: really Just lunch says: never heard of it Eqonium says: what ya do is, you get a big slab of salt, then you chip away untill a nice golden brown (never a frown, golden brown) and sprinkle salt upon them as desired Eqonium says: and dont let anyone tell you that you can make them outta potatoes... i mean.... you can chip a potato.... but you cant get salt outta them Just lunch says: hehehehe Eqonium says: looks like im milking this pun for all its worth Eqonium says: which will make for a refreshing beverage to go with my chippy salt Eqonium says: much like my mood... my mood is all... chipper Eqonium says: you know why? Just lunch says: no i dont Just lunch says: do u know why? Eqonium says: yup *twiddles his thumbs* 'cause i've gota green marble Just lunch says: hehehe Eqonium says: (i like the way MSN time stamps this messages... as it shows that we made this up on the spot) Just lunch says: i dont know about you but i'm sitting on a circle Just lunch says: not a spot Just lunch says: and i just realised that they're pretty much the same thing Just lunch says: argh Eqonium says: well, im always sitting on a Spot Just lunch says: not IN a spot? Eqonium says: no, im strictly heterosexual Just lunch says: hehehe, i'm strictly dancing Eqonium says: lol Just lunch says: pleased to meet u Eqonium says: *bows* Eqonium says: *audience applaudes* my god! its not over yet you poor people! Eqonium says: *wows* Eqonium says: *bow wows* Just lunch says: as you do Eqonium says: yes, as i do Just lunch says: the audience should wait for the nice fade-out we've got prepared Eqonium says: *fades* my poor jeans Eqonium says: not that jeans are ever considered wealthy Just lunch says: i have a wealthy pair of jeans Just lunch says: they got married and are saving up for a new car Just lunch says: BMW Eqonium says: lol Eqonium says: will your jeans ever split? Just lunch says: hehehe Just lunch says: not likely Eqonium says: wrinkle? Just lunch says: in a couple of years probably Eqonium says: poor jeans Just lunch says: no, i said they were quite wealthy Eqonium says: ah, of course Eqonium says: *splat* oooh, a clock just landed on my head Just lunch says: it got all melty? Just lunch says: u should put it in the freezer u know Just lunch says: that'll sort it out Eqonium says: or on toast Just lunch says: that could work too Eqonium says: nah, toast tends to be pretty slack Eqonium says: it wont even repair simple household appliances, such as the toaster Just lunch says: maybe the toaster just doesn't want to be together anymore (re-pair, geddit?) Eqonium says: oh dear Just lunch says: im getting worse and then worser Eqonium says: *licks his lips* hmmm, deer Just lunch says: lol Eqonium says: wait wait... lets have a bad pun "i couldnt make english as i was stung by an insect... yes im truely sorry i couldnt "bee" here" NB: Names were edited to make it easier to read... lol |
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