Friday, July 22 - Have christmas with me? My Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend- Machine Gun Fellatio my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band he writes love songs about her and from what I understand he's the expert now at taking off her clothes he's got two songs on the radio i wish i'd written those my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band he writes love songs about her even I can understand and he's got a certain something I suppose his new song's on the radio and this is how it goes (this is him singing) I don't want to live in this world anymore I don't want to live in this world anymore (he doesn't want to live in this world anymore) where will I find true love? (where will he find true love?) my ex-girlfriend naked on the sand a summer's day two years ago when I was still her man I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes and that's all ancient history and that's the way it goes but I've been working on my keyboards (yeah right) practising guitar and taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire and my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend my new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band I want to go dancing. Guys have to be able to dance, not sex-on-the-dancefloor type dancing, i mean real dancing, with spinning and everything. Lets have christmas dinner this year. With turkey and ham and stuffing (for the turkey, not for the ham), and peas and beans and potato and bon bons and salad and pumpkin and an afternoon nap, and everybody sitting in a room exchanging presents, and the boys watching some kind of action movie, and the girls cleaning up (okay i dont like that part very much myself), or maybe everyone watching some kind of action movie. With a set table and candles, and stupid two-dollar jokes and paper hats and beer. I want to have christmas dinner with my friends. |
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